if my husband doesn’t cry when he sees me on our wedding day I will softy kick him in the shin until he sheds a tear
Flemeth once told me that temptation lies in the forbidden. ‘Do not follow me,’ I said, and slipped into the shadows. Some doors should never be re-opened. —Morrigan, Dragon Age Origins. (★)
What’s the difference between being hungry and horny?
where you put the cucumber
Well that’s 6 months of nonsense pretty much over, just need to print and bind and then i can ignore dissertation forever wooo. God i need a pint!.
plot twist: i actually died many years ago this is just a queue